Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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