They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
