yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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