Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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