I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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