I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
