If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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