You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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