I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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