Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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