i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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