im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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