shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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