I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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