..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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