He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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