Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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