Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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