I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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