suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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