Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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