So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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