No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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