At least make sure they are 18
Why
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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