Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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