You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
porn star boner night. come get it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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