Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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