Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
