windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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