but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
