is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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