I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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