I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
How's work?
Spinning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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