So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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