worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize