I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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