You're my little dorito
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I am one with the molecules
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
