How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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