Non-Jews are for practice
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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