Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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