i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
