it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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