Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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