So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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