Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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