Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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