At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
