I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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