I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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