Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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