I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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