Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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