my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Houston, we have a squirter
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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