I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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