I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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